Clueless (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 9

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Sound bites of the best quotes and memorable one liners from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard. All the audio clips can be downloaded in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Alicia Silverstone (Cher Horowitz), Stacey Dash (Dionne Davenport), Brittany Murphy (Tai Frasier), Paul Rudd (Josh Lucas), Wallace Shawn (Mr. Wendell Hall)

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81 What the hell is that? -A dress. -Says who? -Calvin Klein. -It looks like underwear! Go upstairs and put something over it!
82 Where are you? -I'm just having a snack with my girlfriends. -Where, in Kuwait? -Is that in the Valley?

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

83 A second notice for three outstanding tickets... I don't remember getting a first notice. -The ticket is the first notice!

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

84 But tolerance is always a good lesson. -Thank you. -Even when it comes out of nowhere.

— Mr. Wendell Hall (Wallace Shawn)

85 Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him.

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

86 Daddy, some people lost all their belongings. Don't you think that includes athletic equipment?

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

87 He's gay. -Not even. -Yes, even. -He does like to shop. And the boy can dress.

Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash)

88 I went by Dad's office. -He is not your dad. Why don't you torture a new family?

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

89 If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions. -What's seven times seven? -Stuff she knows.

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

90 Okay, but street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones.

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