Happy Gilmore Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound bites of funny quotes, famous lines and sound fx from the Happy Gilmore movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore), Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin), Ben Stiller (Hal L.)

3 more actors

, Julie Bowen (Virginia Venit), Carl Weathers (Chubbs Peterson), Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson)

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1 Think of a place that's really perfect. Your own happy place. Go there, and all your anger will just disappear.

— Chubbs Peterson (Carl Weathers)

2 Golf requires goofy pants and a fat _. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge _.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

3 He got a few lucky punches in there, but I still feel I won the fight.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

4 Happy, the ball itself has its own energy or life force, if you will. Its natural environment is in the hole. So why don't you send him home?

— (Kevin Nealon)

5 No thanks. I don't date golfers. -Good, 'cause I'm a hockey player.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler), Virginia Venit (Julie Bowen)

6 Step right up, folks! See if you can outdrive the amazing golf ball whacker guy!

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

7 Hey, man, I hate to admit this, but this is my first trophy. Only problem is that goofy golf guy on top. Maybe the guy at the trophy store could put a little hockey guy on there.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

8 My grandfather didn't build any condos with his bare hands.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

9 There is no shame in throwing in the towel. When it comes to your health, you can't be too cautious.

— Shooter McGavin (Christopher McDonald)

10 I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right. You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good-looking, I'm not attractive.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

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