Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the Earth?

Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

11 seconds sound clip from the My Cousin Vinny movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:23:13 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Instant grits?

- No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.

- So, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

- I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess.

- I'm sorry. I was all the way over here. I couldn't hear you.

- Did you say you're a fast cook? That's it?

- Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the Earth?

- I don't know. (4)

- Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove.

- Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

- Objection, Your Honor.

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