The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) film poster

Sound bites of the funniest quotes from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984).

Actors: Louis Zorich (Pete), Juliana Donald (Jenny), Jim Henson ( Kermit the Frog / Rowlf the Dog/ Dr. Teeth), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear), Steve Whitmire (Rizzo the Rat)

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1 Oh, dear Lord, not jogging.

Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

2 That's it. That's what's missing from the show. That's what we need. More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and whatever.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson)

3 Hey, Pete, what happened to those rats you had here? -Oh, a customer complained. They say they no like rats for waiters. But is okay. I make them cook.
4 Wait, wait, wait. Listen. I tell you what is. Is no work, is dancing, is cheese, is big shoes. Okay?
5 With you? In love with a pig? Oh, wait till I tell the guys in Marketing. Maybe you expect me to go hog-wild? Maybe, perhaps, you could bring home the bacon? Oh, the sounds of love. Sooey! Oink, oink!

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson)

6 I'm in Delaware, and I found a terrific job in management. I'm surrounded by friends, and I love what I'm doing.

Rowlf The Dog (Jim Henson)

7 Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples. Is dancing. Is music. Is potatoes.
8 Then, because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you frog and pig.
9 What better way could anything end? Hand in hand with a friend.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson)

10 And I'm Piggy. Now, listen carefully. You are Kermit the Frog, and you love me. You want to marry me. You want to have children with me.

Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

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