The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from The Return of the Pink Panther, in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Catherine Schell (Lady Claudine Litton), Christopher Plummer (Sir Charles Litton), Peter Arne (Colonel Sharki), Herbert Lom (Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus)

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1 If you require anything... -Monsieur, all I require is a phone, my little bag of tools, and some privacy in which to work. That is all I require.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

2 Well, if there is a Lady Litton there must be leud. -A what? -Leud Litton.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

3 Do not come in. I am just putting my tools away.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

4 I would of course tell you more, but it would be safer for you if I did not.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

5 What is your code name? -Code name, huh? Code name? I don't have a code name. I never had a code name, lunatic!

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

6 How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that. -It's very simple. All he has to do is enlist.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

7 But of course, all great detectives have one thing in common. And you know what that is? Instinct. That rare ability to know immediately without having to stop and reason. And in my business, it can easily mean the difference between life and death.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

8 Cato, things are very fishy in Denmark. -Switzerland! -Yes, there too.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

9 I had an aunt who suffered from high blood pressure. She was attended successfully by Dr. August Balls of Nice.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

10 I hope you locate the trouble, monsieur. -Madame, it is my business to locate trouble.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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