The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The Pink Panther (1963) posterSound clips of the funniest quotes from The Return of the Pink Panther, in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Catherine Schell (Lady Claudine Litton), Christopher Plummer (Sir Charles Litton), Peter Arne (Colonel Sharki), Herbert Lom (Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus)

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11 I hope you locate the trouble, monsieur. -Madame, it is my business to locate trouble.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

12 Psst. How long have you been a bellboy? -Oh. Too long, monsieur. -Keep up this good work and very soon I will see to it that you become a bellman.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

13 Well, you know the old saying, with friends like you, who needs enemies.

— Sir Charles Litton (Christopher Plummer)

14 The beggar was the lookout man for the gang. -That is impossible. -Why? -He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

15 According to the authorities in Nice, he has so far demolished one swimming pool and two trucks.

— Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

16 And if, my dear Pepi, you double-cross me, it'll be a very long while before you give your next piano recital.

— Sir Charles Litton (Christopher Plummer)

17 Did I understand you just said you were leaving on the next plane? -Regrettably, yes. Yes. One of life's little tragedies, you know. -Oh.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

18 Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor. And then help me find my nose.

— Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

19 Excuse me. -Yes? -Do you know the way to the Palace Hotel? -Yes.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

20 Hmm. Yes. This phone will not do at all. Show me another phone. It won't do at all, I'm afraid.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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