The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from The Return of the Pink Panther, in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Catherine Schell (Lady Claudine Litton), Christopher Plummer (Sir Charles Litton), Peter Arne (Colonel Sharki), Herbert Lom (Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus)

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11 Psst. How long have you been a bellboy? -Oh. Too long, monsieur. -Keep up this good work and very soon I will see to it that you become a bellman.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

12 That is very strange. I don't ever recall receiving the fortune cookie in a Japanese restaurant. -What does it say? -We shall see.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

13 The beggar was the lookout man for the gang. -That is impossible. -Why? -He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

14 According to the authorities in Nice, he has so far demolished one swimming pool and two trucks.

— Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

15 And if, my dear Pepi, you double-cross me, it'll be a very long while before you give your next piano recital.

— Sir Charles Litton (Christopher Plummer)

16 Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor. And then help me find my nose.

— Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

17 Excuse me. -Yes? -Do you know the way to the Palace Hotel? -Yes.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

18 Hmm. Yes. This phone will not do at all. Show me another phone. It won't do at all, I'm afraid.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

19 I have fixed your doorbell from the ringing. There is no charge.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

20 Inspector... -Please, tell me nothing. I prefer to investigate the scene of the crime spontaneously. That way it gives my trained instincts full rein, you know?

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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