He lives with me, but he is not my monkey.

3 seconds sound clip from the The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:18:03.676 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Commercial enterprise?

- Yes. You play that thing and people give you the money.

- People give the monkey the money.

- It is the same.

- Oh, not at all, monsieur. I am a musician, and the monkey is a businessman.

- He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money.

- Monsieur, don't try to be funny with me.

- He is your monkey, therefore it is your money.

- He lives with me, but he is not my monkey.

- One day I came home, and I found him sitting in the living room. I let him stay, but he pays for his own room and board.

- Then the monkey's breaking the law.

- But he doesn't play any musical instrument.

- City ordinance 132R prohibits the begging.

- How do you know so much about the city ordinances?

- What sort of stupid question is that? Are you blind?

- Yes.

- Oh, I see. Yes, yes. Yes, of course.

[...]

The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Sound Clip

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Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Catherine Schell (Lady Claudine Litton), Christopher Plummer (Sir Charles Litton), Peter Arne (Colonel Sharki), Herbert Lom (Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus)

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