- Inspector...
- Please, tell me nothing. I prefer to investigate the scene of the crime spontaneously. That way it gives my trained instincts full rein, you know?

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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inspector jacques clouseau intuition investigation peter sellers spontaneity

9 seconds sound clip from the The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:31:23.869 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor. And then help me find my nose.

(Plane landing)

- Very interesting museum you have here.

- Please, tell me nothing. I prefer to investigate the scene of the crime spontaneously. That way it gives my trained instincts full rein, you know?

- But our security measures...

- I'm sure your security measures are very good. But, obviously, not good enough.

- Yes, very effective. Very effective indeed. The element of surprise. Of course, I knew it was going to happen all the time. But nevertheless, the element of surprise.

- Oh, how very kind of you to welcome me.

- Is there any way of getting in and out of this place without this happening all the time?

- Deactivate. Deactivate the door.

[...]

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The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Sound Clip

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from The Return of the Pink Panther, in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Catherine Schell (Lady Claudine Litton), Christopher Plummer (Sir Charles Litton), Peter Arne (Colonel Sharki), Herbert Lom (Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus)

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