I'd also like to take this opportunity to tell you that my mama don't know how I play football. So if you could not tell my mama I play football, that would be for the best.
12 seconds sound clip from the The Waterboy (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:48:41 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Boucher!
- Thank you so much for bein' my friends.
- We must be a little lost. We're tryin' to get to the Bourbon Bowl.
- Looks like we ended up in Retardville, USA.
- Hey, waterboy, you fixin' to tackle all of us?
- Kick his water-lovin' ass, Greg.
- I asked you a question, dumbass.
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