You see, you're an inspiration to all of us who weren't born handsome, and charming, and cool, and...
18 seconds sound clip from the The Waterboy (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:03:22 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy!
- But you do have friends, and one of 'em wants to say somethin'. Come on.
- I am not what you would call a handsome man.
- The good Lord chose not to bless me with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain.
- It's OK.
- But she can't hear you 'cause she's unconscious.
- I'm sorry to disappoint you all, but please keep your voices down so my mama can get her rest.
[...]