The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) film poster

Sound bites of the funniest quotes from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984).

Actors: Louis Zorich (Pete), Juliana Donald (Jenny), Jim Henson ( Kermit the Frog / Rowlf the Dog/ Dr. Teeth), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear), Steve Whitmire (Rizzo the Rat)

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1 Oh, dear Lord, not jogging.

Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

2 That's it. That's what's missing from the show. That's what we need. More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and whatever.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson)

3 Hey, Pete, what happened to those rats you had here? -Oh, a customer complained. They say they no like rats for waiters. But is okay. I make them cook.
4 Wait, wait, wait. Listen. I tell you what is. Is no work, is dancing, is cheese, is big shoes. Okay?
5 With you? In love with a pig? Oh, wait till I tell the guys in Marketing. Maybe you expect me to go hog-wild? Maybe, perhaps, you could bring home the bacon? Oh, the sounds of love. Sooey! Oink, oink!

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson)

6 I'm in Delaware, and I found a terrific job in management. I'm surrounded by friends, and I love what I'm doing.

Rowlf The Dog (Jim Henson)

7 Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples. Is dancing. Is music. Is potatoes.
8 Rats want job. Frog want job. What next? Penguins?
9 Then, because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you frog and pig.
10 What better way could anything end? Hand in hand with a friend.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson)

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