34 Funny Quotes About Exercise from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Dec 2, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about exercise from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Oh, yes, time for my stoutness exercise. Up, down, up.

Sterling Holloway as Winnie The Pooh in The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 Good laugh does more for the stomach muscles than five minutes sitting-up exercises.

Robert Morley as Peterson in Beat the Devil (1953)

3 I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

4 I believe it's jogging. Or yogging, it might be a soft J. I'm not sure, but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

5 You caught me in the middle of a little step aerobics I was doing out here.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

6 But you're naked. -Oh, that's just so she could see the various muscle groups as I go through the various routines.

Marlon Wayans as Buster in Norbit

7 Holy marathon! I'm getting a stitch, Batman.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

8 You know what your problem is, you don't work out. Gotta exercise. Look at me. That's all muscle.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)

9 Oh, I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it, fellas. Veronica and I are trying this new fad called jogging.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

10 It's time now to turn this mush into muscles.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop