33 Funny Quotes About Exercise from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about exercise from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Oh, yes, time for my stoutness exercise. Up, down, up.

Quote from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

3 I believe it's jogging. Or yogging, it might be a soft J. I'm not sure, but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

4 You caught me in the middle of a little step aerobics I was doing out here.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

5 But you're naked. -Oh, that's just so she could see the various muscle groups as I go through the various routines.

Marlon Wayans as Buster in Norbit

6 Holy marathon! I'm getting a stitch, Batman.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

7 You know what your problem is, you don't work out. Gotta exercise. Look at me. That's all muscle.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

8 Good laugh does more for the stomach muscles than five minutes sitting-up exercises.

Robert Morley as Peterson in Beat the Devil (1953)

9 Oh, I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it, fellas. Veronica and I are trying this new fad called jogging.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

10 It's time now to turn this mush into muscles.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

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