41 Funny Quotes About Gambling from Movies with Audio

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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1 All I have to do is bet on the winner, and I'll never lose.

Thomas F. Wilson as Biff Tannen in Back to the Future Part II

2 I didn't quit because of religion. I quit because of mathematics. That's right. The odds are stacking up against me.

Clint Eastwood as Jonathan Hemlock in The Eiger Sanction

3 What's the odds on terrible Tom? -Terrible.

Quote from All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

4 Never tell me the odds!

Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

5 Cards, halt! Count off! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack.

Quote from Alice in Wonderland (1951)

6 But I'll tell you what. We have a very nice roulette wheel here. Why don't you forget this phony bet? Take the $900. Go out there and win some money... honestly.

Quote from Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

7 If we put all the chips we've got left onto one number, and it comes up... Yeah. We're still in business.

Dean Jones as Steve Walker in Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

8 Don't ever play cards with Pompidou. He's been banned from Las Vegas and Monte Carlo.

Janeane Garofalo as Colette Tatou in Ratatouille

9 I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck. -How lucky can they be? They're dead.

June Foray as Grandmother Fa in Mulan (1998)

10 He bet like a _in' brain surgeon.

Joe Pesci as Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)