30 Funny Quotes About Running from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Oct 16, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about running from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Oh, dear Lord, not jogging.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

22 That boy sure is a running fool.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994)

23 Sir, why are you running? -Why are you running? -Are you doing this for world peace? -Are you doing this for the homeless?

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994)

24 Well, I hope you got somethin'. I get sick and tired of runnin' in place.

25 Walk? Hell, I'll race your _.

Robert Duvall as Harry Hogge in Days of Thunder

26 I thought I was gonna kill myself laughing, watching her run away from that snake. Oh-oh. -How could you see me run? You were way ahead of me.

27 Hold on, son! You're too slow! I can, I say, I can run faster than that in high heels! I ain't saying I wear high heels.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

28 Here he comes! -Golly, he's running like a ghost was after him.

Stefanianna Christopherson as Daphne Blake in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

29 Look, this marathon don't run itself, you know. I got bills stacked up every day. And I keep tabs.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

30 When's my first lesson? -Be careful. He'll have you walking on tightropes and running the four-minute mile before you're 13.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister in The Master (1984)