47 Funny Quotes About Sleep from Movies with Audio

Updated: Apr 8, 2026

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1 I can't sleep, so I sing myself to sleep. You know, self-hypnosis?

Sterling Holloway as Kaa in The Jungle Book (1967)

2 Tiggers need their beauty sleep too, you know. Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 Simply thrilling. You're even better than the old-fashioned sleeping pill.

Edgar Bergen as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd; Charlie McCarthy in Fun and Fancy Free

4 Why don't you try counting sheep? -That doesn't do any good. I'm afraid of them.

Bert Lahr as The Cowardly Lion; Jack Haley as Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

5 So did you, uh, sleep okay last night? -Great. I got a full 40 minutes.

Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in Elf (2003)

6 Hey, wait a minute! She said get into bed, but she didn't say go to sleep.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 Suf Sufferin' mistletoe! Can't a rodent get a little sleep around here?

Michael Gough as Gopher in A Very Merry Pooh Year

8 Oh, bother. I'm sorry. I think my foot went to sleep without me.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

9 Tell me something, really. How do you sleep at night? -I use a wonderful over-the-counter drug: Ultra-dorm.

Greg Kinnear as Frank Navasky; Parker Posey as Patricia Eden in You've Got Mail

10 Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. -Oh, yeah, it's no trouble. -Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie