47 Funny Quotes About Sleep from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Apr 8, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about sleep from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 I can't sleep, so I sing myself to sleep. You know, self-hypnosis?

Sterling Holloway as Kaa in The Jungle Book (1967)

2 Tiggers need their beauty sleep too, you know. Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 Simply thrilling. You're even better than the old-fashioned sleeping pill.

Edgar Bergen as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd; Charlie Mccarthy in Fun and Fancy Free

4 Why don't you try counting sheep? -That doesn't do any good. I'm afraid of them.

Bert Lahr as The Cowardly Lion; Jack Haley as Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

5 So did you, uh, sleep okay last night? -Great. I got a full 40 minutes.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)

6 Hey, wait a minute! She said get into bed, but she didn't say go to sleep.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 Tell me something, really. How do you sleep at night? -I use a wonderful over-the-counter drug: Ultra-dorm.

Greg Kinnear as Frank Navasky; Parker Posey as Patricia Eden in You've Got Mail

8 Tonight I'm going to teach Ray here about jazz. -Good. That'll put him to sleep early.

Renée Zellweger as Dorothy Boyd in Jerry Maguire

9 Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. -Oh, yeah, it's no trouble. -Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

10 Suf Sufferin' mistletoe! Can't a rodent get a little sleep around here?

Michael Gough as Gopher in A Very Merry Pooh Year