145 Funny Ringtones From Movies (Audio) - page 14

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

A selection of funny ringtones from movies, as rated by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short audio samples in mp3 and wav format, which can be used as ringtones for your smartphone.

131 We can't come to the phone right now. We've had a death in the family.

Mia Sara as Sloane Peterson in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

132 Do you hear a telephone ringing? -I did a little while ago. Let's see... No, not yet. Mmm... Now I do, far away.

Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

133 I told you no calls! New York? Okay, I'll take it. Hello?

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

134 Hello. Jingle Bells, number-one elf speaking. -And Jangle Bells.

Mickey Rooney as Santa Claus in The Year Without a Santa Claus

135 (Phone ringing) Hello? -Mr. Bond, I've finally tracked you down. Small-Fawcett here.

Rowan Atkinson as Nigel Small Fawcett in Never Say Never Again

136 Yes, and I can understand your feeling under the circumstances. Absolutely. Yes, that is quite right. But I must say to you, sir, whatever your feelings are, you must not call me here at any hour of the night or day, even in an emergency.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

137 Monty, the phone. -Hello? Hello? -Monty, you have to pick it up.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

138 Hey, man, don't answer the phone even if it's me calling. Man, I think it's bugged.

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

139 Damn it all, I don't care who he's with! You bloody well put him on the line!

Bruce Lee as Lee in Enter the Dragon (1973)

140 All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street