Half Baked Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Famous quotes from Half Baked (1998 comedy film), featuring short audio clips of the best lines.

Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis)

4 more actors

, Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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11 Come on, Mary Jane. I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana?

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

12 Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do. Flip out, man!

— Brian (Jim Breuer)

13 He's what we call an enhancement smoker, 'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better. Observe.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

14 Hey, girl. You hungry?

— Kenny Davis (Harland Williams)

15 Hey, we're gonna get you out of there, man. -All we gotta do is raise ten percent of one million, yo. -Which, by our calculations... -Is _ing impossible, man!

— Brian (Jim Breuer), Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

16 I mean, they might call it the city that never sleeps, but I'll tell you this, it takes a lot of _ing weed naps.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

17 Is it January? -No, man, it's August.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), (Steven Wright)

18 The date couldn't have come at a worse time, man. I was flat broke. All my money was tied up in our drug-dealing venture.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

19 We don't have a corkscrew. -All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel... Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!

— (Stephen Baldwin)

20 Wow. If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

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