42 Movie Quotes about Haircut (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: March 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about haircut, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Look at this guy! Can you believe they call us criminals, when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

2 Come on, tell me. It's a new haircut, isn't it?

Quote from Monsters, Inc.

3 My self-image is real bad. A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis.

Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team

4 I'll shave my head! Nobody can stop me.

Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter

5 If I thought my hair knew what my brain was thinking, I'd shave it off and wear a wig.

Rod Steiger as Napoleon Bonaparte in Waterloo (1970)

6 Lieutenant, that haircut is not regulation. Rather on the gaudy side, don't you think?

Colonel Hathi in The Jungle Book (1967)

7 Roz, my tender, oozing blossom you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut?

Quote from Monsters, Inc.

8 That's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You've had a lift. You've had a tuck. You've had something.

Quote from Monsters, Inc.

9 Abbott! Please listen, I want you to shave my head. If you refuse to help, I swear I'll burn this temple down.

Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter

10 Why do you wear your hair like some wild mustang that needs a currycomb and a brush? I don't think that...

James Caan as Mississippi in El Dorado (1966)

42 Movie Quotes about Haircut (Sound Clips)

1 Look at this guy! Can you believe they call us criminals, when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

2 Come on, tell me. It's a new haircut, isn't it?

3 My self-image is real bad. A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis.

4 I'll shave my head! Nobody can stop me.

5 If I thought my hair knew what my brain was thinking, I'd shave it off and wear a wig.

6 Lieutenant, that haircut is not regulation. Rather on the gaudy side, don't you think?

7 Roz, my tender, oozing blossom you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut?

8 That's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You've had a lift. You've had a tuck. You've had something.

9 Abbott! Please listen, I want you to shave my head. If you refuse to help, I swear I'll burn this temple down.

10 Why do you wear your hair like some wild mustang that needs a currycomb and a brush? I don't think that...

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