43 Movie Quotes about Haircut (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 22, 2025

Memorable quotes about haircut, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Come on, tell me. It's a new haircut, isn't it?

John Goodman as James P. "Sulley" Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

2 Look at this guy! Can you believe they call us criminals, when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

3 Roz, my tender, oozing blossom you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut?

John Goodman as James P. "Sulley" Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

4 My self-image is real bad. A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis.

Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team

5 I'll shave my head! Nobody can stop me.

Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter

6 If I thought my hair knew what my brain was thinking, I'd shave it off and wear a wig.

Rod Steiger as Napoleon Bonaparte in Waterloo (1970)

7 Lieutenant, that haircut is not regulation. Rather on the gaudy side, don't you think?

J. Pat O'Malley as Colonel Hathi in The Jungle Book (1967)

8 That's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You've had a lift. You've had a tuck. You've had something.

John Goodman as James P. "Sulley" Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

9 Oh. Uh... You look different. Uh... Did you get a new haircut?

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

10 Abbott! Please listen, I want you to shave my head. If you refuse to help, I swear I'll burn this temple down.

Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter

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