47 Movie Quotes about Haircut with AudioUpdated: Sep 2, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Roz, my tender, oozing blossom you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Quote from Monsters, Inc. 2 Come on, tell me. It's a new haircut, isn't it? Quote from Monsters, Inc. 3 Look at this guy! Can you believe they call us criminals, when he's assaulting us with that haircut? Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) 4 That's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You've had a lift. You've had a tuck. You've had something. Quote from Monsters, Inc. 5 Lieutenant, that haircut is not regulation. Rather on the gaudy side, don't you think? J. Pat O'Malley as Colonel Hathi in The Jungle Book (1967) 6 My self-image is real bad. A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis. Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team 7 I'll shave my head! Nobody can stop me. Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter 8 If I thought my hair knew what my brain was thinking, I'd shave it off and wear a wig. Rod Steiger as Napoleon Bonaparte in Waterloo (1970) 9 Wait a minute. I smell hairspray. Quote from Hoodwinked! 10 Get a haircut. Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13 Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 ► >>