Quotes with Sound Clips from Nothing but Trouble (1991)

Nothing but Trouble (1991) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from the 1991 horror comedy film "Nothing but Trouble".

Actors: Chevy Chase (Chris Thorne), Dan Aykroyd (Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser), John Candy (Dennis Valkenheiser), Demi Moore (Diane Lightson)

1 Oh, sure, I can understand that, Judge, but come on, death for running a stop sign? -And for being a banker. That's the double death.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase), Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

2 Struck dumb at birth by a thunderclap. -My kind of woman.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase), Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

3 They must be into folk art. -Folk 'em.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase), Diane Lightson (Demi Moore)

4 What else you wanna do for 'em, bake 'em a pie? Okay here.

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

5 Young man! It is basic human politeness to share your conversation with the whole table. So what's on your brain?

6 And that's why I never let a banker go.

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

7 Come on, now, mix up them condiments the way I do!

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

8 Fausto, what is that smell? -It smells like Sao Paulo. -Toxics!

9 I mean, look at this. They're all criminals and creeps. -Bankers. -Exactly.

— Diane Lightson (Demi Moore)

10 Morning. -Sell pork bellies, buy gold.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase)

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