If you want to know the way, ask a policeman.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

7 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:42:16 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Drowned, he was. Drowned in a... couple of minutes.

- Name of Dann. Dan Dann, the...

- Forgive me. I just had to do that.

- It's all right, miss. We are here to be of service to the public.

- Yes, but I don't think you're very experienced in the ways of love.

- If you want to know the way, ask a policeman.

- I find you very fascinating, Sidney. Would you show me your whistle?

- Of course, miss. It's not much of a one, I'm afraid.

- Nonsense. I think it's a beautiful one. May I blow it?

- The pea's gone. I'm afraid I got overexcited once and I breathed in.

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