- Sarge, there's only five toes.
- How many am I supposed to have?
- Six!
7 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:05:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- All right, Mr Potter. If you want us to do it the hard way, take your boots off.
- Never mind what for. Take them off... And your socks as well.
- Look, what's all this about?
- We're investigating a barefoot robbery.
- Are you sure those are your feet?
- Of course they're mine, whose do you think they are?
- Sarge, there's only five toes.
- How many am I supposed to have?
- Six!
- Where's the other one? What have you done with it?
- I haven't done anything with it.
- So, you admit there was another one?
- Just a minute, Mr Potter. Where were you last night?
- In bed.
- Any witnesses to corroborate that?
- My landlady. She came up with a bottle.
- Sounds like a pretty loose-living place you lodge in.
- She always comes up with a hot-water bottle.
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