Look, I'm not suggesting that this unknown thing is a mouse! I'm merely asking you how you would set about catching one.

9 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:07:52 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Maybe we're still approaching this from the wrong angle.

- Now, let us assume that all these women were abducted by this unknown thing.

- Certainly some thing, Sergeant.

- That leaves us with one course of action.

- Now, how would you set about catching a mouse?

- It's a bit bigger than a mouse, sarge.

- Look, I'm not suggesting that this unknown thing is a mouse! I'm merely asking you how you would set about catching one.

- Put a bit of cheddar on a trap, Sarge.

- That's it, exactly. You'd set a trap. But we don't use cheese. We bait our trap with a woman.

- It'd be a bit heavy, Sarge.

- I'm not suggesting we put a woman on the mousetrap.

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