I only wanted to see if she was hard or soft.

4 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:28:58 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What... No, wait! Look.

- Oh, Albert, you've been gone a long time. There you are.

- What did I tell you? It is her.

- I don't believe it!

- Don't you dare!

- I only wanted to see if she was hard or soft.

- Albert, where are we? Who are those people?

- It's all right, darling. They're just policemen.

- I'm beginning to think he's right. There is something funny going on in this house.

- You don't know the half of it. You should have seen that awful-looking thing they pulled out of that vat just now.

[...]

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