172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Find the best lines of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the bumbling detective from The Pink Panther series, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

111 I did get something out of him. -What? What's that? -A clue. -Klew? -What? -You said a klew.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

112 You may rest assured you will never see these so-silly pajamas again. That I can assure you.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

113 Do you think that you could fall in love with an ex-Russian agent? -Well, of course, everything is possible, yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

114 Here, first you must wear this special anesthetic cotton wool, you know. Wear it over the eyes. On no account look out from under the anesthetic cotton because that will ruin the whole effect of the anesthetic on the eyes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

115 What are you doing? -Just rearranging the furniture in order to give you the full effect of the anesthetic.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

116 What's so funny? -I don't know. Nothing. -Then why are you laughing? -I don't know. -Why are you laughing? -Because I... I can't help it.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

117 Was it hard for you in the Resistance? -Very hard, but not as hard as it is now. -Darling, relax. Resistance is over.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

118 Wrap these up, if you would, please. And I want that nose to go with it.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

119 Read this most carefully and give me your opinion. -I will read my opinion and give you yours most carefully. Yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

120 Well, you should have checked with the factory. Because it is obvious that this pop-out lighter has reached its specific pop-out temperature and is refusing to pop out.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

111 I did get something out of him. -What? What's that? -A clue. -Klew? -What? -You said a klew.

112 You may rest assured you will never see these so-silly pajamas again. That I can assure you.

113 Do you think that you could fall in love with an ex-Russian agent? -Well, of course, everything is possible, yes.

114 Here, first you must wear this special anesthetic cotton wool, you know. Wear it over the eyes. On no account look out from under the anesthetic cotton because that will ruin the whole effect of the anesthetic on the eyes.

115 What are you doing? -Just rearranging the furniture in order to give you the full effect of the anesthetic.

116 What's so funny? -I don't know. Nothing. -Then why are you laughing? -I don't know. -Why are you laughing? -Because I... I can't help it.

117 Was it hard for you in the Resistance? -Very hard, but not as hard as it is now. -Darling, relax. Resistance is over.

118 Wrap these up, if you would, please. And I want that nose to go with it.

119 Read this most carefully and give me your opinion. -I will read my opinion and give you yours most carefully. Yes.

120 Well, you should have checked with the factory. Because it is obvious that this pop-out lighter has reached its specific pop-out temperature and is refusing to pop out.

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