172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Find the best lines of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the bumbling detective from The Pink Panther series, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

121 But it is not my pop-out lighter. If it were my pop-out lighter, I would know the specific pop-out temperature.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

122 I've some relations who are from Scotland. My grandmother on my father's side. I'm quite fluent in the Gaelic, you know. Rrrrrrrrrr.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

123 It is the night of braw bricht moons on the night of gladess. Yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

124 Yes? Do you have for me the massage? -Oh. You want a massage, eh? -If you have one for me, yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

125 Why don't you try Tokyo Lil at the end of the block? Ask for Passionflower Shirley, the Yokohama Butterfly. -And why should I do that? -Well, you want a massage, don't you? -Yes, but I want it from you.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

126 Look, I know what I mean, you lunatic.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

127 I think I'll just take a sleeping pill. -Very well, my darling. I'll get it for you. -Why don't you take one yourself? You need the rest, you know. -Yes, I think, perhaps I will then.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

128 Have you ever seen this man before? -No, I've never seen this man before in my life. Never. -It's inspector Clouseau. -Chief inspector. -That's inspector Clouseau? -Chief inspector!

Roger Moore as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Curse of the Pink Panther

129 You are the butler? -I am the head butler. -The head butler. Cross out butler and put down head butler.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

130 Did you have the gun in your hand? And was it still smoking? -I suppose so, but... I don't know how it got there. I really don't.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

121 But it is not my pop-out lighter. If it were my pop-out lighter, I would know the specific pop-out temperature.

122 I've some relations who are from Scotland. My grandmother on my father's side. I'm quite fluent in the Gaelic, you know. Rrrrrrrrrr.

123 It is the night of braw bricht moons on the night of gladess. Yes.

124 Yes? Do you have for me the massage? -Oh. You want a massage, eh? -If you have one for me, yes.

125 Why don't you try Tokyo Lil at the end of the block? Ask for Passionflower Shirley, the Yokohama Butterfly. -And why should I do that? -Well, you want a massage, don't you? -Yes, but I want it from you.

126 Look, I know what I mean, you lunatic.

127 I think I'll just take a sleeping pill. -Very well, my darling. I'll get it for you. -Why don't you take one yourself? You need the rest, you know. -Yes, I think, perhaps I will then.

128 Have you ever seen this man before? -No, I've never seen this man before in my life. Never. -It's inspector Clouseau. -Chief inspector. -That's inspector Clouseau? -Chief inspector!

129 You are the butler? -I am the head butler. -The head butler. Cross out butler and put down head butler.

130 Did you have the gun in your hand? And was it still smoking? -I suppose so, but... I don't know how it got there. I really don't.

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