Jim Carrey Movie Quotes & Lines – 281 Classics (+ Audio) - page 26

Experience the sheer comedic brilliance of Jim Carrey through his most memorable movie quotes, accompanied by short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

251 Well, I tell you how you handle that. DON'T TELL HER.

As Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

252 You've been working hard. Take a break.

As Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

253 Pretty smooth work. I set them up, you knock them down.

As Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

254 Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

As Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

255 Thank you for the delightful evening everyone. I guess I'll be leaving now.

As Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

256 I just wanted to be your friend, but I screwed it up.

As Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

257 No. It's too late for me, but there are a lot of little cable boys and girls out there who still have a chance!

As Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

258 Hey. Am I really your buddy?

As Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

259 Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff, or getting trapped under a gas truck... That's the worst. I have this cousin... well, I had this cousin.

As Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

260 Oh no, Mary. I couldn't possibly accept that, not after all we've been through.

As Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber