Joe Pesci: 139 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Relive the best of Joe Pesci! Tap to hear high-quality sound clips of his most famous movie quotes. From Harry in Home Alone to Vinny Gambini, his best lines are all here.

41 He bet like a _in' brain surgeon.

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

42 You're a little confused? Maybe if I stick your _in' face through this window you'll get unconfused.

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

43 Take this one and stick it up your sister's _.

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

44 _ing rat anyway. His whole family's all rats. He would've grown up to be a rat.

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

45 Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' _ed one way or the other.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

46 Yeah. She's my fiancée. -Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.

Judge Chamberlain Haller (Fred Gwynne), Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci) in My Cousin Vinny

47 You know, you raggin' on me is not gonna give me any great spontaneous knowledge. So shut it!

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

48 I find it hard to believe that this kind of information could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

49 I'm, uh, wearin', uh, clothes.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

50 I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny