John Candy Movie Quotes & Lines – 151 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Oct 8, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by John Candy, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 A gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.

As Irv Blitzer in Cool Runnings

12 Oh no. Wait a minute. Hold it. I know what you're thinking. And you're wrong. Don't even... No! Don't look at me like that! You're getting no from me! You understand? No!

As Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

13 I will not ever sit on those eggs!

As Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

14 These are songs? -Yeah. Yeah. We... Some fairly big hits for us. You know, in the early '70s, you know? -Oh.

In Home Alone (1990)

15 Where's your other hand? -Between two pillows. -Those aren't pillows!

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

16 I don't know. I can't get enough cheese. I feel like a big mouse.

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

17 What's your record for consecutive questions asked?

As Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

18 And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

19 Pizza the Hutt!

Barf (John Candy), Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) in Spaceballs

20 Oh, my gosh. It's not just a spaceship. It's a transformer.

As Barf in Spaceballs

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