Teacher, you are drunk. I'll carry you upstairs and help you.
4 seconds sound clip from the Instant Kung Fu Man movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:57:23.510 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Teacher. Teacher wake up, teacher.
- Cheers.
- I hope that you'll both be very happy.
- Teacher, you are drunk. I'll carry you upstairs and help you.
- Teacher, you've had too much to drink.
- But it's your wedding night tonight isn't it? I wanna give a little gift to each of you.
- The trouble is I don't wanna give you yet, it'll have to wait 'till morning.
- That guy can't wait 'till he gets her to bed.
- Look at him I tell ya. They're gonna have a great time.
[...]
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