Beverly Hills Ninja

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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1 The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night. -That's pretty black, man.
2 This ninja knows no fear. You see, I am a trained master in each of the weapons of battle.
3 Only when I have ceased to breathe will I be dead.
4 A ninja master knows best. You're breaking rule number one, questioning my authority.
5 And lesson 34, the final technique for ripping a man's head off is by simply using your bare hands. This requires hard work and discipline. Years, sometimes decades to achieve. I suggest that you practice on chickens.
6 A spy? A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.
7 Hey! Let's play pin the tail on the donkey! Who's got the pinata?
8 Keep practicing, Joey, and someday you will choke that chicken.
9 Your lies bounce off me like ping-pong balls.
10 And as a pimp, I shall blend into Beverly Hills like MSG into miso soup.
 
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