113 Movie Quotes about Lawyers with AudioUpdated: Oct 21, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 I get paid no matter how much time you spend in jail. Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men 2 Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie. And that suit better be made out of some kind of cloth. Fred Gwynne as Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny 3 Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make you grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker. Carl Weathers as Apollo Creed in Rocky (1976) 4 The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers. Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett Brown in Back to the Future Part II 5 He's a lawyer, too? -Ma'am, I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Chris Rock as Mooseblood in Bee Movie 6 Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer... We lawyers call that a counteroffer. Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny 7 Oh, boy. Best lawyer in town. He specializes in those cases where a landlord threatens to throw out a tenant. If I only knew how to get ahold of him. -Don't you know his office number? -I knew his old number. He was evicted last week. Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955) 8 Boy, I'm purty good at this lawyerin' stuff. Larry the Cable Guy as Mater in Cars (2006) 9 He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm. Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983) 10 Wow! You're the greatest lawyer in the world! Ooh, how can we ever thank you? Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men Page 1 of 12 1 2 3 ► >>