12 Movie Quotes about Lemons (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about lemons, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice.

Terry Crews as Big Black Jack in Norbit

2 Ohhh... Ohhh... Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented.

Plankton in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

3 So... Lemonade?

Tia Carrere as Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

4 No, no, no. Don't worry... It's lemon.

John Ratzenberger as Yeti in Monsters, Inc.

5 Easy peezy, lemon squeezy.

Michael Caine as Nigel Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

6 The effect of which is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Peter Jones as The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 Lemon, that's different.

Quote from Alice in Wonderland (1951)

8 And if it's three lemons, which the percentages say is the more likely?

Quote from Batman (1966)

9 You hang around coconuts, you get nowhere. They're lemons. Lemons.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky (1976)

10 Prepare the lemon!

Quote from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)