310 Movie Quotes about Marriage (+ Sound Clips) - page 14

Updated: Mar 23, 2026

Memorable quotes about marriage, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

131 Here, I say, here's the flowers, and here's the candy. The courtship is now over. So how about it, widow hen? Will you marry me?

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

132 Sir, my wife is very frugal. She saves out of the housekeeping money.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

133 Do you know why a woman of such pulchritude is married to a man like me? 'Cause I make a very comfortable living.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

134 Do you ever think we'll get to know each other well enough to kiss? -We don't have to. You're my man. It's like we're married.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

135 That's right. And I don't like being a monk anyway. Why don't we find a place to grow our hair back and then each of us take a wife and forget about all this?

Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984)

136 The tail end of your marriage line is crooked. You're destined to have no wife or children.

Quote from Return of the Bastard Swordsman

137 Congratulations. -Oh. You don't congratulate the bride. You congratulate the husband. -Really? Well, what are you supposed to say to the bride? -You wish her good luck.

Rita Hayworth as Gilda Mundson in Gilda (1946)

138 You know, Jack, back where I come from, they have this quaint old custom. Well, when a guy makes up his mind to marry a girl, he asks her. It's called proposing. -It's the same here. -Did I miss it?

Debra Winger as Joy Davidman in Shadowlands

139 Well, if you take the good with the bad, add it all up, if I were you, I would marry me.

Muhammad Ali in The Greatest (1977)

140 I now pronounce you snowman and wife.

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Frosty's Winter Wonderland