32 Movie Quotes about Martinis with AudioUpdated: May 6, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 The human body is a very delicate machine, a precision instrument. You can't run it on martinis and Hungarian goulash, especially in this hot weather. Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952) 2 How reckless of me. I made you all wet. -Yes, but my martini's still dry. My name's James. Sean Connery as James Bond; Barbara Carrera as Fatima Blush in Never Say Never Again 3 Double Absolut martini. Quote from American Psycho 4 Are you serving that ape a martini? -She's a loud one. It'll calm her down. Laura Linney as Karen Ross in Congo (1995) 5 You're gonna bring us 2 Absolut Martinis. You know howl like them. Straight up. And then precisely 7 and one half minutes after that, you're gonna bring us 2 more. Then 2 more after that every 5 minutes until one of us passes the _ out. Matthew McConaughey as Mark Hanna in The Wolf of Wall Street 6 I would like a vodka martini, please. Okay. Very dry with olives, a lot of olives. Like, at least three olives. Quote from Iron Man (2008) 7 Two vodka martinis, extra dry, extra olives, extra fast. Make one of them dirty, will you? Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man in Iron Man (2008) 8 Are you drunk? How many have you had? -One martini. I knew I was gonna see you. Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Humphrey Bogart in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 9 Too many free radicals, that's your problem. -Free radicals, sir? -Yeah, they're toxins that destroy the body and the brain. Caused by eating too much red meat and white bread, and too many dry martinis. Quote from Never Say Never Again 10 A woman with six martinis can ruin a city. Quote from The Big Knife (1955) Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 ► >>