Michael Keaton Movie Quotes & Lines – 80 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

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31 It's not exactly a normal world, is it?

Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne - Batman; Batman in Batman (1989)

32 Let me tell you about this guy I know. Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people. -I like him already.

Batman, The Joker in Batman (1989)

33 You know what the problem was? He got sloppy. You know, crazy. He started to lose it. He had a head full of bad wiring, I guess. Couldn't keep it straight up here.

Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne - Batman; Batman in Batman (1989)

34 Oh, yeah? You wanna know the forecast? I'll give you the forecast. A 100 percent chance of thunder! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! Say it with me! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

As Chick Hicks in Cars

35 You see, my life is really complex.

Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne - Batman; Batman in Batman (1989)

36 I should've never picked that name. A name like that, you gotta live up to.

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

37 The years didn't soften Moronie. He continued to murder the English language... and anyone who got in his way.

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

38 I'll think of something... something clever, something unexpected... something subtle.

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

39 It's a bad habit. It's like drinking coffee. Believe me, if I could quit this thing, I would.

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

40 Don't worry, doll. There's not a bullet out there with my name on it.

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously