Mike Myers Movie Quotes & Lines – 136 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Mike Myers, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 I didn't need a friend, I needed a father.

As Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

52 Gentlemen, you have my demands. Peace out.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

53 He's got a good evil laugh.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

54 I'd like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

55 You might not want to destroy the world, but I do.

As Goldmember in Austin Powers in Goldmember

56 This is good. This is really good. What is this? -Weed rat. Rotisserie style.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

57 Well, that wasn't Christmas. That was chaos!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

58 Well, um... It's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from.

As Shrek in Shrek 2

59 Yeah. You're right, I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back!

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

60 Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)