Mike Myers: 136 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 7

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Mike Myers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

61 Well, that wasn't Christmas. That was chaos!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

62 Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

63 That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

64 This is for all my homeys in Bruges.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

65 Wait, wait, wait! I need your help. I have to make a Christmas, and I have no idea what it is or how to do it!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

66 I better get back to the house. -I'm surprised we have a house to go back to.

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

67 All right, look, lady! -Don't you point those dirty green sausages at me!

Shrek (Mike Myers), Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders) in Shrek 2

68 So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face, and let loose a... that transformed the place.

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

69 I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! Understand? Nobody!

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

70 Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a mole winking me in the face. I'm gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some guacamole.

As Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember