Ah, the poor creature. Just jab him back into his den of ill health.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

7 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:55:17 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Laden with the spoils of conquest, I then set forth for Egypt, little knowing that here waited for me that black-fringed temptress who was to play so great a part in my, uh, foot!

- Ooh! Get off! Get off! Get off!

- As you know, at this time, all Gaul was divided into eight parts.

- Back, leper! Bring not your contagion into the house of Lycus.

- Pseudolus, tell them who I am. I am no leper. I am Lycus!

- Ah, the poor creature. Just jab him back into his den of ill health.

- What? Oh, Pseudolus, I'll have my revenge.

- I'll get in to see the captain yet. I will tell...

- This I swear by the great Necrophites, God of procurers... ooh-ooh-ooh... panderers... and go-betweens.

- A new god, but a very hard worker.

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