Crete? Do not touch me. Do not breathe on me. The plague, the plague!

— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

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6 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:53:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- That rotten Lycus.

- That lovely Pseudolus.

- Mmm! What a glorious day, my friend. Won't you join me in a beaker? Everyone, a beaker with me!

- Crassus! Rascal. I heard you were abroad in search of pulchritude.

- Well, I returned this morn with as choice a cargo as you've ever seen.

- Good man.

- From Crete.

- Crete? Do not touch me. Do not breathe on me. The plague, the plague!

- There's no plague on Crete.

- No plague? No one lying around smiling themselves to death?

- It's the healthiest isle in the world.

- He lied to me. He tricked me.

- You, tricked?

- Yes, but not for long.

- I go to the captain, save my house and see that that swine is killed.

[...]

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