8 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:33:39 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful living in, giving out.
- Everybody ought to have a maid, someone who you hire when you're short of help, to offer you the sort of help you never get from a spouse.
- Pattering through the attic, chattering in the cellar, clattering in the kitchen, flattering in the bedroom. Puttering all around the house.
- The virgin... how is she?
- A maid.
- A maid?
- Everybody ought to have a maid, someone who's efficient and reliable, obedient and pliable and quieter than a mouse.
- Oh, oh, wouldn't she be so nimble, fiddling with her thimble mending a gown?
- Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful cleaning up, leaning down?
- Everybody ought to have a maid, someone who'll be busy as a bumblebee, and even if you grumble be as graceful as a grouse.
- Wriggling in the anteroom, jiggling in the living room, giggling in the dining room, wiggling in the other rooms. Fluttering all around the house.
- Tell me, the virgin... how is she? Tell me, the virgin... I want to know how's she... How is the virgin?
- She's very low. You remember the smile? It's now nearly a grin.
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