Oh, sir, I bring wonderful news. The virgin does not have the plague.
6 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:16:47 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- The truth is, captain, she died of an illness contracted on Crete.
- The plague! The plague! Run for your lives!
- Silence!
- There is no plague. I have this day returned from Crete, and there is no plague.
- Then what was everyone yelling about?
- I seek the... find me the captain. Don't stand there. Will you... you, find me the captain. I...
- Oh, sir, I bring wonderful news. The virgin does not have the plague.
- Silence, woman. I know that. She died of other causes.
- Died? How... she was a ba... how...
- Poor little moth. She fluttered too near my flame.
- Too filled with love. Dear little heart.
- Heart? Yes, that's it. I shall cut out her heart and carry it with me forever more.
[...]