A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus)

3 more actors

, Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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51 You know what this is, of course? -Of course I know what this is. This is writing.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

52 You slave... you will be torn apart by a team of wild horses, slowly, To the plaudits of my troops and the amusement of the children.

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene)

53 A hundred and four years old and a single organ in working condition.

54 A passage to Thessaly for two at the first tide. -In one hour. -Good. Now, care to play for the boat?

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

55 A role of enormous variety and nuance, and played by an actor of such versatility, such magnificent range, such... Let me put it this way. I play the part.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

56 Above all, there is a great blue bowl, which is the sky. There are many stars...

57 Be brave, Hero.

58 Be careful. I'm a bleeder.

59 Be the first, start a fashion.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

60 But you must know something. -Yes? -Though you may have my body, you shall never have my heart. -Well, you can't have everything.

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