A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus)

3 more actors

, Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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31 Believe me, mistress. I was not parading. I was walking humbly, like a slave.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

32 Calm yourself! Calm! I'll tell you when it's time to panic!

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

33 Go, go, go, get a move on. Go. Don't touch that pillar. Go, go. Mind your breathing. Just inhale. Go, go.

— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

34 I just remembered something frightening. -What? -I cannot read.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

35 I wish to throw myself to the lions. Where do I go? -Pompeii?

— Hero (Michael Crawford)

36 I'll be grateful to you as long as I live, if I live that long.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

37 I'm not happy in my work, captain.

— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

38 If you see a lad with anything resembling mare's sweat, send him up to the green bedroom immediately.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

39 Is... is it contagious? -Did you ever see a plague that wasn't?

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel), Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

40 It was an eerie sound. Like the house was haunted.

— Erronius (Buster Keaton)

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