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- I just remembered something frightening.
- What?
- I cannot read.

6 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:29:15 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, she's gone? Good. Then I'll go to the market and get you a nice, plump, peahen. We must try to get your appetite back to food.

- Our passport to freedom.

- What is it?

- With consummate skill, I lifted Hysterium's book of potions.

- We'll mix a sleeping potion in a beaker of wine. We'll give it to the girl to drink. She'll fall unconscious. We'll tell she died of the plague. Then you hie her to the boat. I hie me to the hills. Free!

- Brilliant!

- No, no, not brilliant. Just... well, yes, brilliant.

- I just remembered something frightening.

- What?

- I cannot read.

- Find the sleeping potions quickly. What do we need? The ingredients... quickly, quickly.

- The eye of an eel.

- That we have.

- The heart of a snail.

- That we have.

- A cup of mare's sweat.

- That we have not. Mare's sweat. Where are we going to find mare's sweat on a day like this?

- Quick! You to the north. I to the south.

- This is exciting.

- Isn't it? Go!

[...]

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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