A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus)

3 more actors

, Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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21 He owes me a favor, but he died yesterday.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

22 I will give you everything I own. -Well, what do you own? Twenty minae, a collection of sea shells and me. -Yes.

23 I've often see you too. I've watched you undressing at night. Only from the waist up. It's a very high window... You have beautiful legs.

24 Just wait in there. Wait! Wait! Wait! That's what virgins are supposed to do best.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

25 Oh, isn't it a shame I can neither sew, nor cook, nor read, nor write my name?

26 Oh, what a lovely baby. Just about the age of my children when they were stolen in infancy by pirates.

— Erronius (Buster Keaton)

27 The gods are awaiting her. They would be angry if we sent up a smoked virgin.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

28 Would you believe it? There was a mare sweating not two streets from here.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

29 Sound the flute, blow the horn pluck the lute, forward mourn.

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene)

30 A cup of mare's sweat. -That we have not. Mare's sweat. Where are we going to find mare's sweat on a day like this?

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

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