Oh, isn't it a shame I can neither sew, nor cook, nor read, nor write my name?
18 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:22:45 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- 3 and 5... they always mix me up. I hope the captain doesn't expect me to do a lot of adding.
- We're taught charm and grace and no more. I cannot add or spell or anything.
- I have but one talent: I'm lovely, all I am is lovely. Lovely is the one thing I can do.
- Winsome, what I am is winsome, radiant as in some dream come true.
- Oh, isn't it a shame I can neither sew, nor cook, nor read, nor write my name?
- But I'm happy merely being lovely, for it's the one thing I can give to you.
- Yes!
- Very well then. I've forgotten it.
- Oh, forgive me, Hero. I've no memory for names.
- You don't need one. You don't need anything.
[...]
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Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.
Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)
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