A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus)

3 more actors

, Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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11 Very good. Can you say, Titus the tailor told ten tall tales to Titania the titmouse?

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

12 What is she like? -A face so fair, a heart so pure, sir. If you had been born a woman, you would have been she. -As magnificent as that?

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene), Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

13 Yuck, you! How did you come into money? -An unexpected legacy. My uncle simo, the noted carthaginian elephant breeder, came to an untimely end.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

14 Madam, at this very moment, the hospitality of your house is being enjoyed by a great captain, Miles Gloriosus. -The Gloriosus? -The the himself.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

15 A lesson to remember: Never fall in love during a total eclipse. -Thank you, sir.

16 A new god, but a very hard worker.

— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

17 Ah, the poor creature. Just jab him back into his den of ill health.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

18 An honest virgin... what a terrible combination.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

19 Crete? Do not touch me. Do not breathe on me. The plague, the plague!

— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

20 For us, there will never be happiness. -We must learn to be happy without it.

— Hero (Michael Crawford)

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