The gods are awaiting her. They would be angry if we sent up a smoked virgin.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

7 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:15:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Strew the soil, strum the lyre, spread the oil, build the pyre.

- Pyre? What kind of pyre?

- A pyre of fire.

- Oh, a fire pyre.

- She must be burned. I want her ashes.

- Ashes? Ow!

- Captain! Captain! Captain, I implore you. It is not for us to destroy such loveliness.

- The gods are awaiting her. They would be angry if we sent up a smoked virgin.

- I cannot afford to offend the gods.

- Who can?

- I will go my melancholy way.

- Very good, sir. Good-bye, sir.

- Wait! A farewell kiss.

- Of course.

- Not you.

- You mustn't! It could make you very sick.

- The truth is, captain, she died of an illness contracted on Crete.

- What illness?

- The plague.

[...]

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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