Ooh. Careful, monsieur, with me. Do not tangle with me. I'm a trained expert in karate. My hands are lethal weapons.

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11 seconds sound clip from the A Shot in the Dark (1964) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:34:15.714 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Somebody was hiding in that closet, and when they opened the door she received a beump upon the head.

- Oh, for heaven's sake, Inspector, come to the point.

- Don't tangle words with...

- Ow! You clumsy idiot!

- Sorry. I'm terribly sorry.

- Oh, those feathers. Oh, I am coming, Maria, my darling. My darling, I...

- Ooh. Careful, monsieur, with me. Do not tangle with me. I'm a trained expert in karate. My hands are lethal weapons.

- Hmm. Now then. There is something that I am very interested to know. These rumours...

- What happened? What?

- You fell off the sofa, you stupid...

- I know I fell off the sofa, madame. There is no need to tell me. Everything I do is carefully planned, madame. I know that.

- Now, then. Uh... What was I saying? uh...

- Listen, you, you daydreaming fool. What are you doing there? I mean... Can't you pay attention when I'm talking? Don't you know what I was saying? You're not listening to me.

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Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Herbert Lom (Commissioner Charles Dreyfus), George Sanders (Monsieur Benjamin Ballon), Elke Sommer (Maria Gambrelli)

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