A Shot in the Dark (1964) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Listen to the funniest quotes from A Shot in the Dark (1964), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Herbert Lom (Commissioner Charles Dreyfus), George Sanders (Monsieur Benjamin Ballon), Elke Sommer (Maria Gambrelli)

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11 I have a plan. -What sort of plan? -A plan that cannot possibly fail.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

12 I know I fell off the sofa, madame. There is no need to tell me. Everything I do is carefully planned, madame. I know that.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

13 Maria Gambrelli did not kill those four people. -Which four people? -The last four people. Someone else killed those four people. I was with her all the time. And whoever he is, he's the same man who killed the first four people.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

14 Prison is bad enough without uncomfortable furniture.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

15 Well, who do you suspect? -I suspect everyone.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

16 You idiot. You fool. It's a good job I was able to check my reflexes. I might have killed you with a karate chop.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

17 You should get out of these clothes immediately. You'll catch your death of pneumonia, you will. -Yes, yes, I probably will, but it's all part of life's rich pageant, you know.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

18 You're all wet. -What? Oh, yes. -Is it raining? -No, it's just that stupid driver of mine parked too close to the fountain.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

19 Also for indecent exposure. Doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here? -No. -What? -This is a nudist colony.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

20 And listen, monsieur. Next time I may test you without warning, so pay attention at all times. -Yes, monsieur.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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